Monday, January 28, 2008

Ken

Okay, this post will be a post dedicated to Lucas Whitey Mao Gugumon MaoRay MunRay Abalone Hooi Kah Mun. Lawl. ( Be grateful ! ) Hope you guys and gals will read on.




Lucas is a... Oh wait, wrong picture.



Lucas is a very very very very very very very unfriendly person as he tends go up to you and make you laugh like you never laughed before. He can even make you laugh and roll on the road in the middle of the night. ( thankfully there's no cars, pfft ) He always smiles, just like his picture above ( ignore the cat at the back, that's Man Mon Porn Min Ray ) and then he'll start lame-ing with you like there's no tomorrow.


Mao also sleeps with his friend, the Yellow Kitty [inset] at night. (LOL)
Okay, so Mao actually doesn't mean cat. It has it's other meanings as to why Lucas is called Mao.
Anyways, Mao drives a SLK. Yesh, that's right. SLK people ! No joke. His Small Little Kelissa is good enough to scare anyone on the road as he drives at a blistering speed of 60km/h ! ( just joking, that's NT )



This is Mao's favourite emoticon [click on picture to enlarge]. It is weird, seriously weird, but then again, Mao has a funny taste of onion heads, or so he calls them onion heads.



Mao has taught me many things, and throughout the time I've known him. He taught me to be lame. Yes, L-A-M-E. Being the nice person that he is, he even helped me level up my lame level. I don't know whether I'm level 2 or 3 now, but then Mao's lame level is beyond anyone else's in this world. As in seriously. He can easily lame-ify you and then make you lame in just 5 secs, oh wait, make that 3. And yes, in case you're wondering, that IS a flower on my ear. All thanks to Mao.




Mao also taught me the art of faking. Yesh, faking has an art. Intriguing isn't it? Wanna know more about it? Contact Mao at 1800-11-I-am-a-faker. As in the picture above, I was faking my moral project as to cleaning up my room. Pfft, see how great his faking lessons are. Looks like I'm actually doing some house chores. Jaja.



But then one day Mao became emo [inset]. Hardly anyone knows why. And thus, he decided to abdicate from his responsibility as MunRay.



Being the nice and grateful person that I am, I held a ceremony as to commemorate Mao's passing. A-men. [click on picture to enlarge]



So now Mao is rather obsessed with Pon & Zi at the moment. He is touched by their funny yet loving gestures of innocence. ( I have no idea which is Pon or Zi, bah ) Yesh, but then, their gestures and snapshots are rather beautiful in certain ways at times. =D



Last but not least, the man that made me laugh till I could not laugh no more, Mao, thanks for KFC. Lolz. Buddy Meal ftw !



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